I actually intended to cut down on the snarking about posters but then I came upon these "funny" advance posters.
Really people, what are you aiming for?
A best Scary Movie rip-off award?
I do amend that the last line would have had potential if it was a movie about a axe (or chainsaw) wielding maniac, but as it stands it's just a case of reusing a bunch of jokes that weren't all that original when they came up years ago, and they didn't get any better with this treatment.
Makes you fear what the movie will bring when the advance's are already that bad.