Thursday, April 22, 2010

Historically random...






Just to illustrate how deeply influenced my train of thoughts is by popular culture:
The time I laid eyes on this poster for the Turkish movie Veda Atatürk I had to immediately think of Dr Zhivago, not hat there was that much of a similarity between the images.






Well... maybe there is.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Commercial Break II

















"You here!?! And not in Hollywood?", I like the tagline Golden Gate used here to promote a prize drawing: First place a trip to Hollywood.

Even though the reign of the VHS tape was a short one when looking back at it, one would be hard pressed to date this ad if it wasn't for the fact that while Bond himself comes in a timeless, exchangeable sameness, you can always pinpoint the exact movie by the girl at his side or the gadget in his possession.

Friday, April 16, 2010

By the flickering light...

…of our living room idol.
We had Skins and The Tudors, high time for some more TV-Show ad posters:

















Archer takes the easy route and targets the GTA demographic, while True Blood plays things more clever.

















Caprica tempts us with temptation, and frankly who would want to resist?
Must be Mockingbirds these Birds of Prey…

















…but speaking of resistance, The Sarah Connor Chronicles show us that the best present to get a boy, is still a homicidal Terminator.

















Keeping with the resistance, and because I love that show: V, but no comments on the tacky tag – It’s us V them, it hurts!
Bones going pulp, that’s just too great a design to let it pass.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Where do posters come from?

Poster "Fire Birds"; Picture taken from "Blue Thunder"

Actually Fire Birds answers the question where (some) movies do come from; as the poster already has us guessing, for this one somebody threw the scripts to Blue Thunder and Top Gun in a blender, unfortunately the project failed terribly and the outcome got neither the timeless perfection nor the easy entertainment from one or the other.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Art comparison

















Probably non intentional...

















Killer Sharing

















Bad Boys ... Bad Girls

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

In memoriam Éric Rohmer



A late post in memory of a great director: Éric Rohmer.
He died on January 11th, only a few months before his ninetieth birthday.

Rohmer was a master of depicting the triviality of life.
Movies like his four seasons cycle, or Le rayon vert show life as it is; no Hollywood decorum or heavy handed drama, just real humans that go through life the same way we all do, one step at a time and never sure where the journey will take them.
His movies are honest and insightful, never trying to lecture us about anything.
He simply knew better than that.

A exceptional director, we say thank you for your movies, for giving them to us.


Sunday, April 4, 2010

Picture perfect moment


What happens when you reduce “adult Sci-Fi” to its core… oh wait, I already used that line before. Well now, anyways, it is absolutely true for Alien.

All those grand, overblown, sexual references throughout the movie, astronauts entering an alien spacecraft through a gigantic vaginal looking tube, standing mesmerized before the Spacejockey, the alien pilot who met his fate strapped down in a distinctly phallic looking device, a man getting attacked and impregnated by an alien creature that springs from an egg-like shell and not to forget the following iconic, shocking birth sequence of the Alien, all these events seem like a satirical nod to what was going on in 70’s Sci-Fi; it’s the ultimate comment on a decades cultural churn-out, you would only have needed to add buckets of blood, gratuitous gore and a misogynist intend and Alien would have been the final word on seventies horror, too.

By rights when you look at the singular parts it was made up from, at all those organic looking interiors the alien ship* was made from, the obvious innuendo of the whole story set-up, the movie should have audiences alternately shaking with laughter or snickering in delight, and yet it managed to scare us, back then and still today, more than thirty years later… but what exactly is it that keeps scaring us in Alien?
Is it the reflected fear of personal sexuality that keeps resonating with the audience?


* Question aside if it is fear of sexuality that keeps scaring audiences, the fact that the movie is using sex organ like constructs to emphasize the alien nature of the ship and its inhabitants sure can be taken as a message, one that doesn’t cast a positive light on us or our culture.



Leaving on a lighter note, this picture taken from the classic Sci-Fi adventure movie Moontrap, starring Walter Koenig and Bruce Campbell, with it’s 30’s pulp magazine cover looks, perfectly sums up the movie’s easy, playful spirit.
Popcorn cinema completely free of any importance or message, entertainment that allows the our mind to lounge on the couch, stretch-out its mental feet and relax.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Empire Spoofs Back













It’s about time we give another site/forum dedicated to spoofing movie posters a closer look:




The weekly poster mash-up over at
Empire Online features work that's not always as polished as with other sites, mostly people there just post “for the LOLz”, as the saying goes, but there's some well made stuff to be found and it’s always good for a laugh, if you don’t mind occasionally simple minded humour.





Sunday, March 28, 2010

Not picture perfect, but...

Instead of presenting our monthly picture perfect moment let me use this space to highlight another website: threeframes.net

Funny site, taking three frames from a movie scene and turning them to gif files; some of which are quite funny, others will have you probably go "WTF?"
They are not exactly useful but it’s fun to guess which movie they’ve been taken from.

Ranging from classics that should go without much explanation…
Flash Gordon

...to fan faves...
TerrorVision

...to the always popular girls with big guns.*
Girl with Gun

*And she's armed, too!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Washing Machine








What happens when you reduce a Giallo to its core elements?

Why, you get the poster art for Ruggero Deodato's The Washing Machine.
A depiction of sex & violence with no pretence of any redeeming value. Just as the average fan likes it, cut through the chase and give me goods right away. There's something so stupidly simple about this, that I actually begin to like it.